I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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