pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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