Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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