He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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