you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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