She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Actions speak louder than pants.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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