none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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