Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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