absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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