Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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