Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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