If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Text me some of your sweat
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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