What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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