There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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