I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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