I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize