THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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