that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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