I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
do herpes really smell.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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