By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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