Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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