i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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