Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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