so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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