I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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