Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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