No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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