Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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