Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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