So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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