Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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