In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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