normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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