At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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