38 yer olds are good kisserssss
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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