I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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