I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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