Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Your penis caused this!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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