Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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