Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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