WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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