butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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