k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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