party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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