The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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