I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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