It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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