You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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