do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
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I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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