Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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